scorpittarian

A man was wandering around a fairground and that's when he happened to see an astrologer's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah!", said the woman as she gazed at the stars. "I see you are the father of two children."

"That's what you think," said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of THREE children.

"The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think."