Doom & Gloom

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I don’t like how Miller treated Marilyn whilst married to her, but this sure is a poignant description of her —

‘Beneath all her insouciance and wit, death was her companion everywhere and at all times, and it may have been that its unacknowledged presence was what lent her poignancy, dancing at the edge of oblivion as she was.’
—Arthur Miller, Timebends A Life.

 

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‘And because he was 3 or 4 steps up, I felt like I was 7 again.’

 

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Video of a routine eviction that ends with a shootout —



The poor guy who was being evicted was a dude called Chad McGraw, who was known as a very nice man in his community, and who had won awards for his car sales jobs.

Here you can see him a few years earlier in better times -

 

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Plot twist: we are God’s shadow.

 

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James Brown getting interviewed high as a kite

 

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A really cool simulation of falling into Uranus. I hope it was accurate.

Diamonds from Uranus…

 

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Plot twist: I am a conjoined twin.

 

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Sometimes people don’t realise they’re colour blind.

 

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Just a friendly reminder, that with the current rising tensions in the Middle East being particularly volatile just now, this is an excellent time to play a nuke prank on any unsuspecting family members and friends.

Please see video below as an example —

 

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The Pursuit of Happyness (2006)

 

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Once the toothpaste is out of the bottle, it is hard to get it back in again.

 

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What do you call a criminal falling from a plane?

Con-descending.

 

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Palestine protesters swarm Vegan event

 

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‘The only fight you are guaranteed to win is the one you walk away from.’
— Bruce Lee