You know you're an "astrology junkie" when...

[Spin]

You know you're an astrology junkie when you crash your car into a tree and the first thing you do when you arrive home (after washing the blood from your face) is set up your chart to see the transits.

 

[tikana]

You know you're an astrology junkie when you crash your car into a tree and the first thing you do when you arrive home (after washing the blood from your face) is set up your chart to see the transits.

You know you're Tiger Woods when you crash your car into a tree and the first thing you do figure out how to explain your rendevous with men/women

 

[Northstar10]

astrologyweekly.com is set as your home page.

 

[Neptune Rising]

When you have a romantic break up that was awfully traumatic, and the first thing that comes to mind is looking up the transits, creating an event chart, and looking at 'their' transits

 

[aystro]

... you wonder if people that are enraged have a lack of pluto balance : sex


... you wish you could meet a serial killer to see if hes got planets in his 12th house.


... find it easier to draw a birth chart of a potential partner rather than actually dating him/her

.... you double check at the hospital if your birth time is correct so that you could see a better potential in your chart

...you first check your daily transits before going out

 

[multiple]

you consider doing your own artistic take on all the sabian symbols.
you dedicate songs to planets in signs and aspects.

 

[Neptune Rising]

You watch someone familiar run their finger across the kitchen surface when they have finished using it - and just itch to guess whether they have Virgo rising, or another personal planet in Virgo.... Go and create the chart, and say "aaaaah, Moon conj Saturn in Virgo with Jup in Virgo conj MC", while quietly admiring your astro deductive abilitites.

 

[pudinnpop]

When u fall asleep and in ur dreams ur talking about astrology!!!

 

[SagiCap]

You're the bride at your wedding who purposefully arrives thirty-seven-and-a-half minutes late to the altar because it's better electional timing.

 

[Blaze]

I guess I'm not an astrology junkie.

 

[conspiracy theorist]

I'm wondering how doing some guy's laundry you met online is grounds for being an astrology junkie